Sparrowgray just set a picture of Dumbledore’s penis as my phone’s background picture. I love her.
It took me way to long to figure out why everyone was wearing green and acting like morons yesterday.
During the last two years that I lived with my parents, I planted a vegetable garden every spring. My approach to gardening was haphazard at best. After setting up a raised bed with soil and manure, I’d plant whatever seeds I had on hand and hoped for the best. If the rabbits and insects were kind, I’d have something to harvest. Snow peas seemed to thrive under my neglect. After...
I want to kick my roommate in the shins.
My roommate has a very loud, booming voice that carries through the apartment. He does not seem to understand that he has a very loud, booming voice and that people can still hear him quite well even if he talks a bit more quietly. This is a problem at 2 am when I want to sleep and he wants to get social with The Boyfriend (who is also very loud). For the love of God, use your indoor voices! I...