What I wanted to do today was clean the apartment. What I’m doing instead is curling up on the couch in pain and cursing my uterus.
sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison: pie-overlord: tinydragongina: kamillebidoof: erotic horse fanfiction fifty shades of neigh
It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.– Lemony Snicket (via 14poets)
Phantom smells…. I think it’s Mr. Clean? It’s coming from the area of my fiancee’s desk. We don’t have any Mr. Clean and he’s been out all day. Maybe my apartment is trying to tell me it’s about time to tidy up….
khaleesi-of-westeros: FUCK CATS ARE SO WEIRD
My fiancee and I made beef fajitas for dinner tonight. I’ve been waiting all day for this. I’m so excited. You have no idea.
It’s time to go to bed when I start to mistake regular photos for GIFs.
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Having dinner with my fiance’s family is exhausting.
thesavagedaughter: pssssssssssssssssssssst do you read online comics? I read: gastrophobia erstwhiletales queercontent girls with slingshots octopus pie menage a 3/all the rest of those family man lackadaisy namesake go get a roomie you suck love me nice gunnerkrigg court ..obviously that’s not enough, right? recommend some more to me! http://rice-boy.com/ Rice Boy and Order of Tales are...
There is construction going on in my apartment building. Normally I wouldnt mind but I work untill 11 everynight and don’t go to sleep until 3 am. I don’t like being woken up at 8 am. I turn into a raging bitch monster who wants to disembowel everyone. Today is going to suck.
northerncrescentiron: This is a video of how we forge out our railroad spike knives. It’s a quick video that we shot with my iPhone and I edited using iMovie. LIKE AND RE-BLOG THIS AND YOU MY BE ONE OF 3 PEOPLE TO BE PICKED AT RANDOM TO RECEIVE A FREE RAILROAD SPIKE KNIFE. I WILL CONTACT AND POST THE WINNERS ON APRIL 15TH 2013. YOU JUST GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS AND IT WILL SHOW UP IN THE MAIL. I...
[[MORE]]So my fiance has been looking for work for a while. He’s had a few interviews here and there but they don’t seem to pan out. Out of sheer desperation I decided to try a spell from Judika Illes’ The Element Encyclopedia of 5000 Spells. I chose the Orange Candle Job spell. I deviated from the spell where it required magnetic sand and where it said to fold the CV 9 times. I...
I think one of the most important things I ever learned was the difference between puberty and adolescence. Puberty is the physical transition between childhood and adulthood and comes to an end for everyone. Adolescence is the mental and emotional transition and can last a lifetime.
I’m not even half way through my shift yet and I’ve already have had to deal with morons who can’t do math, morons who are racist, and morons who seem to think I’m a bank.
When I was a young child, there was a small pond (or a large puddle depending on your view) out front of our house. On the edge of the pond was a young poplar tree. I use to talk to it and it was my friend. I was a weird child.
sunshien: sunshien: do silkworms look at really beautiful silk dresses and stuff and puff out their little worm chests all proudly and think “i made that with my butt”